Local weather Change Apocalypse Postponed Lengthy Sufficient For Greta Thunberg To Earn Honorary Theology Doctorate

It might seem the top of the world has been postponed lengthy sufficient for former baby environmental star Greta Thunberg to be awarded an honorary doctorate from the College of Helsinki.

The 20-year-old world warming local weather change excessive climate activist will probably be receiving the distinguished award because of the college in Helsinki’s theology division.

It’s a bit too on the nostril that Greta (she’s achieved sufficient of a “celebrity” standing that she will be identified on a first-name foundation) will probably be receiving a theology diploma. As noticed by many, local weather change has change into a brand new secular faith, some would even say it’s a cult.

That local weather cult comes with its personal doomsday predictions and indicators of the top instances, which all the time appear to get moved or by no means materialize — comparable to failed-presidential candidate Al Gore’s 2006 prediction, “Within the decade, there will be no more snows of Kilimanjaro.”

The “snows” are nonetheless there and so is Gore hyping up local weather change across the globe.

So what has Greta achieved to earn this diploma? Nicely, she stared down former President Donald Trump that one time on the United Nations:

She additionally dropped out of highschool and has been “arrested”:

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And in, current weeks, she had a pleasant dance celebration together with her pals:

College Of Helsinki Professor Martti Nissinen informed a Finnish newspaper, “By selecting Greta as an honorary doctor, we are expressing our desire to be as brave and impactful as she is.”

So subsequent time you name Greta, you would possibly need to watch your manners and name her Dr. Greta. Or simply ignore her like most clever individuals appear to do.

Regardless of the case, primarily based on previous false prophecies by Greta, Gore, and extra, Helsinki’s class of 2023 can ensure that Greta will probably be at their 2053 reunion. God is aware of the planet will nonetheless be right here, with a brand new climate apocalypse forecast.

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