Biden cracks ‘red wave’Make fun of Thanksgiving by laughing at the turkey pardon

WASHINGTON — President Biden joked Monday at the traditional pre-Thanksgiving turkey pardon that the only “red wave” of 2022 would be the sloshing of cranberry sauce, making light of Republicans underperforming expectations in the midterm elections — even as grim stats showed the holiday feast getting even more expensive this year.

“There’s no ballot stuffing, there’s no ‘fowl’ play,”Biden spoke on the White House’s South Lawn. “The only red wave this season is going to be if our German shepherd Commander knocks over the cranberry sauce on our table.”

The president spoke only briefly — saying he didn’t want to “gobble up too much time” — before pardoning two large white-feathered turkeys named “Chocolate” “Chip.”

“Of course chocolate is my favorite ice cream,”Biden spoke to his guests.

Hunter Biden was among those present. He is currently under investigation by federal authorities for tax fraud, illegal foreign lobbying money-laundering, and lying on federal gun-purchase forms. House Republicans, who last week reclaimed the lower chamber by a hair, are vowing to investigate Joe Biden’s role in Hunter and first brother James Biden’s overseas consulting businesses.

Biden received a statement from a North Carolina farmer that his company raised the turkeys. He said that they raised 9.5 million this year. “God love you, 9.5 million turkeys. I tell you what, that’s like some of the countries I’ve been to.”

“There’s no ballot stuffing, there’s no ‘fowl’ play,” President Biden joked.

Biden took it seriously to close the event by saying: “We can’t forget the reason for Thanksgiving in the first place. The Pilgrims thought was pretty important in tough times to come together and thank God, to be grateful for what we have. That’s what the Thanksgiving tradition is all about.”

Biden spoke as inflation remained at its highest sustained rate since the early 1980s — nudging lower to a 7.7% annual increase in consumer prices in October, down from a peak of 9.1% in June.

Ron Klain, White House Chief Of Staff put a positive spin on the economic crisis by writing in Monday morning tweet, “As you hit the road for Thanksgiving, some good news: gas prices are falling in most parts of the country, sharply. — 1 in 10 pumps are below $2.89 — Several states down from Thanksgiving 2021 — Most common price is $3.29.”

President Joe Biden speaks during a pardoning ceremony for the national Thanksgiving turkeys.
President Obama spoke briefly and said he was not going to. “gobble up too much time.”

Chip was also pardoned by President Biden.

The President of the United States, Joe Biden, pardoned Chocolate.

The President reminded the attendees that “come together and thank God, to be grateful for what we have.”

Klain did not mention that the current average price of a gallon of gas stood at $3.66 as of Monday, according to AAA — more than 25 cents higher than last year at this time.

According to the Farm Bureau, prices for Thanksgiving foods are likely to rise significantly. The average cost to prepare a holiday meal for 10 people is more than $64 this year, the bureau said — up $10.74, or 20%, in the past year.

Biden again faced requests for him to grant clemency to human beings in conjunction with the meat-industry-sponsored turkey pardon.

Hunter Biden, his son Beau and the Annual Pardon Chocolate and Chip Ceremony for Thanksgiving Turkeys.

“The turkeys that President Biden will pardon have names. So do the thousands of cannabis prisoners stuck in both federal and state jails,”Nikolas Schiller is a well-known marijuana activist, who marched against the White House to press Biden to fulfill his campaign promise to free the approximately 2,700 federal marijuana prisoners.

“Pardoning turkeys instead of humans is offensive,”RachelRamone Donlan (another cannabis activist) said it in a statement by DC Marijuana Justice. “There are thousands of human beings locked inside of cages, some serving life sentences for what is now legal, and it’s time for them to come home.”  

Biden in October issued one of the largest mass pardons in US history to the roughly 6,500 people convicted federally of simple marijuana possession, as well as unknown thousands more convicted of simple possession under local DC law — but the blanket clemency freed nobody from prison.

During the Turkey Pardoning Ceremony, Commander, the first dog, is seen looking out from the balcony.

Federal cannabis prisoners, usually held for distribution, said to The Post that they were shocked by the decision of Biden not to include them in the mass clemency. This despite their promise on the Democratic primary debate stage for 2019 to be free. “everyone”In prison for marijuana possession without mentioning low-level possession.

“Try to imagine sitting in a cell for a cannabis conviction during the holidays and having to watch the turkey tradition on television while you age out in a prison cell missing the birth of a grandchild,”Amy Povah was the founder and CEO of CANDO Foundation.

Among the inmates championed by clemency advocates are Pedro Moreno, 62, who was sentenced to life without parole in prison for distributing marijuana imported from Mexico from 1986 to 1996. Another inmate, Luke Scarmazzo, 42, has served 14 years of a 22-year sentence for running a California dispensary.

Biden laughed at the question of whether people should be freed for Thanksgiving last year.

“Will you be pardoning any people in addition to turkeys?” The Post asked Biden as he returned to the White House after receiving a physical and colonoscopy at Walter Reed Medical Center near Washington.

Biden laughed and pointed at the reporter. “Are you — you need a pardon?” and in response to a follow-up question about whether he would free pot inmates, Biden said, “just turkeys.”

This year’s turkey pardon occurred on the large South Lawn — rather than the more intimate Rose Garden — and featured visiting school children and North Carolina officials. First dog Commander eyed the turkeys from the Truman Balcony but reporters were able to see almost nothing due to poor advance planning in the latest press-access dustup — prompting some reporters to leave early to cover the remarks from their desks.

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